'Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.'-- Mark Twain

'If I'm not going to catch anything, then I 'd rather not catch anything on flies.' -- Bob Lawless

'Man can learn a lot from fishing - when the fish are biting no problem in the world is big enough to be remembered.' -- Orlando A. Battista

'Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths.' -- Jimmy D. Moore

'The man who coined the phrase 'Money can't buy happiness', never bought himself a good fly rod!' -- Reg Baird